10. What else are you going to do on Saturday night in Ruston?
| 9. To dance like nobody's watching!
| 8. To watch Linda make an obscene gesture for seven hours.
| 7. Hey Ladies! Free lap dances by Monty Russell!
| 6. To hear Little Stevie sing, "Whippin' Post"!
| 5. Great service with a snarl.
| 4. Half-price on the new "Science Teachers Gone Wild" DVD!
| 3. To hear Rhodenna sing The Blues!
| 2. To see Cathi's new scar.
| And the Number One reason to go to Cathi Jam...
| 1. To Honor Elvis' Love Child!
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